You left and sailed away alone
And you got me trapped up on this island.
Jokes Jokes
Thursday, January 22, 2009 / 4:01 AM
Joke 1
May isang pangit (todo pangit), nagkaroon ng pagkakataon na matupad ang hinihiling mula sa isang fairy:
Lalaki: Eto, mapa ng Amerika. Ipunta mo ako dun at hanapan ng babaeng mapapangasawa.
Fairy: Ay,sorry. Di kaya ng powers ko. Hanggang pinas lang ako.
Lalaki: Sige! Maging mortal ka na lang at pakasalan mo ako!
Fairy: Akin na nga yang p*t*ng in*ng mapa na yan at matingnan ngaaa!!
Joke 2
knock knock.
who's there?
lasengga.
lasengga who?
all lasengga ladies.. all lasengga ladies.. all lasengga ladies.. all lasengga ladies..
uh oh uh oh.. uh oh uh oh..
I'm gonna give away all my secrets
to a deaf man.
Jokes Jokes
Thursday, January 22, 2009 / 4:01 AM
Joke 1
May isang pangit (todo pangit), nagkaroon ng pagkakataon na matupad ang hinihiling mula sa isang fairy:
Lalaki: Eto, mapa ng Amerika. Ipunta mo ako dun at hanapan ng babaeng mapapangasawa.
Fairy: Ay,sorry. Di kaya ng powers ko. Hanggang pinas lang ako.
Lalaki: Sige! Maging mortal ka na lang at pakasalan mo ako!
Fairy: Akin na nga yang p*t*ng in*ng mapa na yan at matingnan ngaaa!!
Joke 2
knock knock.
who's there?
lasengga.
lasengga who?
all lasengga ladies.. all lasengga ladies.. all lasengga ladies.. all lasengga ladies..
uh oh uh oh.. uh oh uh oh..
I WANNA FEEL RECKLESS.
I WANNA LIVE IT UP, JUST BECAUSE.
biography
I get so high when you're with me but crash and crave you when you leave.
ANGELLI!
and the hardest part of living is taking breaths to stay
Hey hey.
I'm a relatively good girl. I eat my veggies. I have an absolutely sweet tooth and I like gummy worms and candy floss although they make me look kiddish most of the time. I absolutely adore babies and toddlers and I often go gaga over them.
-That's me
TAKE PHOTOGRAPHS, TAKE ALL YOUR MEMORIES.
WE'VE GOT SOME PACKAGING TO DO.
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with a pat on the back, they say, "honey, it's time to move on."
OUR FIRST ENCOUNTER WAS BY CHANCE,
THE SECOND WAS DESTINY.
