You left and sailed away alone
And you got me trapped up on this island.
Just Joking with Jokes
Saturday, June 14, 2008 / 3:10 AM
Completely bored in the internet so I saw some jokes on this certain site I forget whatsoever the name was but I do remember the jokes. Made me roll on the floor laughing.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are in a breast stroke race. The starter's gun goes off and the three girls dive into the pool. The brunette and the redhead shoot across the pool and get out; 20 minutes later the blonde reaches the end and gets out. The judge says, "The gold medal goes to the brunette, the silver medal goes to the redhead, and the bronze goes to the blonde". The blonde says, "I don't want to be a sore @$$, but I think the other girls were using their arms."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A neatly dressed salesman stopped a man in the street and asked - "Sir, would you like to buy a a bottle of this mouthwash for $200.00?"
Aghast, the man said, "are you NUTS?, that's robbery!"
The salesman seemed hurt and then tries again - "Sir, since you are a bit irate, I'll sell it to you for 1/2 price at $100.00?
Again, the man replies bluntly - "you must be crazy pal, now go away!"
The salesman then reaches into his briefcase and pulls out 2 brownies and begins munching away on one of them. He tells the irate guy - "Sir, please share one of my brownies since I have annoyed you so much".
Unwrapping the brownie, the guy takes a bite; suddenly, the guys spits it out and says: "HEY," he snarled, "this brownie tastes like *sh!t"
"It is," replied the salesman. "Wanna buy some mouthwash?"
I'm gonna give away all my secrets
to a deaf man.
Just Joking with Jokes
Saturday, June 14, 2008 / 3:10 AM
Completely bored in the internet so I saw some jokes on this certain site I forget whatsoever the name was but I do remember the jokes. Made me roll on the floor laughing.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are in a breast stroke race. The starter's gun goes off and the three girls dive into the pool. The brunette and the redhead shoot across the pool and get out; 20 minutes later the blonde reaches the end and gets out. The judge says, "The gold medal goes to the brunette, the silver medal goes to the redhead, and the bronze goes to the blonde". The blonde says, "I don't want to be a sore @$$, but I think the other girls were using their arms."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A neatly dressed salesman stopped a man in the street and asked - "Sir, would you like to buy a a bottle of this mouthwash for $200.00?"
Aghast, the man said, "are you NUTS?, that's robbery!"
The salesman seemed hurt and then tries again - "Sir, since you are a bit irate, I'll sell it to you for 1/2 price at $100.00?
Again, the man replies bluntly - "you must be crazy pal, now go away!"
The salesman then reaches into his briefcase and pulls out 2 brownies and begins munching away on one of them. He tells the irate guy - "Sir, please share one of my brownies since I have annoyed you so much".
Unwrapping the brownie, the guy takes a bite; suddenly, the guys spits it out and says: "HEY," he snarled, "this brownie tastes like *sh!t"
"It is," replied the salesman. "Wanna buy some mouthwash?"
I WANNA FEEL RECKLESS.
I WANNA LIVE IT UP, JUST BECAUSE.
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I get so high when you're with me but crash and crave you when you leave.
ANGELLI!
and the hardest part of living is taking breaths to stay
Hey hey.
I'm a relatively good girl. I eat my veggies. I have an absolutely sweet tooth and I like gummy worms and candy floss although they make me look kiddish most of the time. I absolutely adore babies and toddlers and I often go gaga over them.
-That's me
TAKE PHOTOGRAPHS, TAKE ALL YOUR MEMORIES.
WE'VE GOT SOME PACKAGING TO DO.
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with a pat on the back, they say, "honey, it's time to move on."
OUR FIRST ENCOUNTER WAS BY CHANCE,
THE SECOND WAS DESTINY.
